|
King Charles III
|
We all preferred his mom |
11/14/1948 |
76 |
24 |
|
|
Wendy Williams
|
Once farted on TV |
7/18/1964 |
60 |
40 |
|
|
Joe Namath
|
Posed in his underwear |
5/31/1943 |
81 |
19 |
|
|
Jamie Foxx
|
In Living Color |
12/13/1967 |
57 |
43 |
|
|
Gene Hackman
|
Got hit by a truck in 2012 and lived to tell the tale
|
1/30/1930 |
95 |
5 |
2/27/2025
|
|
Linda Rondstat
|
Used to bang Governor Brown |
7/15/1946 |
78 |
22 |
|
|
Jack Nicklaus
|
Still pissed that no one named a drink after him
|
1/21/1940 |
85 |
15 |
|
|
Kathy Griffin
|
Joan Rivers for gay men |
11/4/1960 |
64 |
36 |
|
|
Frankie Valli
|
He's still singing??? |
5/3/1934 |
90 |
10 |
|
|
Celine Dion
|
Her horrible affliction is karma for that Titanic song
|
3/30/1968 |
56 |
44 |
|
|
Willie Nelson
|
On the road again... to the dispensary
|
4/29/1933 |
91 |
9 |
|
|
Clint Eastwood
|
Spaghetti westerns and talking to an empty chair
|
5/31/1930 |
94 |
6 |
|
|
Ringo Starr
|
The luckiest of all the Beatles
|
7/7/1940 |
84 |
16 |
|
|
Jerry Jones
|
Dallas Cowboys |
10/13/1942 |
82 |
18 |
|
|
Montel Williams
|
Refuses to let you forget that he served in the military
|
7/3/1956 |
68 |
32 |
|
|
Artie Lange
|
Did so much cocaine that his nose fell apart
|
10/11/1967 |
57 |
43 |
|
|
Tom Hanks
|
The male version of America's Sweetheart
|
7/9/1956 |
68 |
32 |
|
|
Keith Richards
|
He's going to outlive us all
|
12/18/1943 |
81 |
19 |
|
|
Wayne Newton
|
Danke Schoen |
4/3/1942 |
82 |
18 |
|
|
Judi Dench
|
One of Britain's greatest actors
|
12/9/1934 |
90 |
10 |
|
